11/21/2007 06:30:00 AM
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
I really want to get a pair of ankle shoes like these: I would prefer it with laces instead (it looks more classic);DThis ankle boot is the Christian Louboutin Lastic boot seen on the runway at Derek Lam.
After browsing the net for a while, I found the design which is close to what I had wanted but it was from Gucci. I mean Gucci?! Ayway.. I'll just stop here for now!Labels: ANKLE SHOES/BOOTS
11/11/2007 06:29:00 PM
Sunday, November 11, 2007
FINALLY all exams are over.
Madrasah exams just ended and my secondary school exams are like longggggggg over. So now I can rest in peace... wait *screeeech*!! The maths holiday assignment. man.
11/11/2007 05:24:00 PM
Mr David Cameron, the leader of UK's Conservative Party, had recently impressed supermodel Kate Moss so much that she asked for his number.Unfortunately, it was because she thought he could be useful during a flood, reported The Daily Telegraph.The pair were introduced by Sir Philip Green, the billionaire businessman who owns fashion chain Topshop, at charity dinner.To break the ice, a star-struck Mr Cameron started a conversation about flood damage.Mr Cameron shared the funny incident on chat show Parkinson, where he was asked about the "fun" side of his job as a politician."I suppose you get to meet some quite interesting people,' he said."I went to a charitable dinner the other night and Philip Green came up to me and said,"Would you like to meet Kate Moss?""I went over to her table and. on the way over, I thought, what on earth am I going to say?"And I remembered she actually has a house in my constituency - and we'd had these terrible floods in west Oxfordshire."So I said: 'Very nice to meet you. Very sorry about the flooding in your house.
"I know your local pub has been flooded. I've been to see the publician (pub owner) and I know you like to go to the pub and so I know it's going to reopen in six months.
"So I went on like this and she turned around and said: 'You sound like a very useful guy. Can I have your munber?"
"I went back to my table and said:'The good news is, I met Kate Moss and she wanted my telephone munber. The bad news is, I think she thinks I'm something to do with drainage'."
(Source form the newspaper)
Labels: SUPERMODEL MISTAKES POLITICAN FOR PLUMBER?
11/07/2007 03:51:00 AM
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
HEY GUYS!
I just received this cool stuff from
SumathiWAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE1. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go.'
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will 'swipe your grub.'
4.Name your dog 'Dog.'
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions 'to keep them tuned up.'
6. Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what you think.'
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your 'astronaut training.'
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of soap
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you 'like it that way.'
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.21. Write 'X - BURIED TREASURE' in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: 'Do you hear that?', 'What?', 'Never mind, it's gone now.'
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to 'John Aaaaasmith' for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each 'a.'
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
38. Sing along at the opera.
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend.'
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about 'psychological profiles.'
46. Make appointments for the 31st of Feburary.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and 'accidentally' flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Say random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
59.Wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70.Have conversations with friends in public consisting of 'Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip..'
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.75. Begin all your sentences with 'Ohh la la!'
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with coins.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
85. Wear a cape that says 'Magnificent One.'
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
93. 'Forget' the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a 'real hoot.'
94.Stare at blank Television
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to 'interface' with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as 'sticky wicket isn't cricket.'
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a 'magic picture.'
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say 'Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention.'
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
120. Wear odd shoes.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play perfectly for the first time. Then say, 'I guess I must kinda be a natural.'
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, 'I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!' Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, 'Can I help you?' reply, 'No thanks, just browsing.'
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say 'Hi,' 'Hello Sir, how are you?' or 'Have a good day, thank you.'
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you know the person.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. 'I'm Bob, nice to meet you...' 'PROVE IT!')190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout 'I win!'.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is 'Just better quality'
197. Press the 'power' button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask 'Is that a threat?'
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, 'Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?'
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, 'Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?' And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with 'Monkey See, Monkey Do'.
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly fake sign language.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, 'Have you got enough air in there?'
217. While going down in an elevator scream, 'AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!' for no apparent reason.
219. Explain alien in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, 'And then what happened?'
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like 'If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly' and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When shopping push an invisible trolley and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, 'Do you know the muffin man?'
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, 'Whoa, I never knew I had this!'
228. While driving if you see a 'How am I driving' bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, 'I know.'
233. Continue to ask someone, 'Is this annoying? Is this annoying?' over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, 'By the Gods!'
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling 'I don't see your name on it!'.239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers 'I must take revenage on you for the death of my friend'.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you.
250. Lend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.
251. lend someone a book, but tear out the climax.
252. When making a list use the same number twice.
253. Spell easy words wrong.
253. Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them.
254. Laugh at everything they say.
255. Never laugh at a joke they say.
256. When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.
257. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
I DON'T WHY, BUT I FIND THESE cute.Labels: WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
11/05/2007 04:37:00 AM
Monday, November 05, 2007
GUYS!
I just had the most wierdest dream ever. I dreamt that hari kiamat (judgement day) [!??] was on 7 of November 2007. [dots] Then the day before it, my friends family memebers and the bandsmen [like what?!] was shifting to this cave which was also a house. All of us was like armies trying to fight this monters, ghost or whatever it is. Then there was one time, a ghost went into our area. I had nothing to fight with so I tool a scissors which was used to cut the bushes to kill it. Unfortunately, my aiming was bad and I kept on missing. Suddenly, out of the blue, a policeman came up and killed it with his bat.Labels: HARI KIAMAT
11/05/2007 12:45:00 AM
THIS IS ABOUT CYBER ROMANCE. ONE CAN LOVE OVER THE NET, YES ITS POSSIBLEHave I ever told youthat if I sit really still and silent,sometimes, I like to thinkI can hear your heart beatingin time with mine?Have I ever told youthat when I watch you speak to methrough lines and cords,and bytes and ram,I imagineyour voice,whispering into my ear?Have I ever told youthat I wait out each dayin anticipation,wantingonly an hour or two,just a second in space and time,to feel close to you?Have I ever told youthat sometimes,I will reach out,touching your nameon this cold screen before me,wishingI could reach inand pull you to me?Have I ever told youthat there has been times,when I ached for you,ached for you so badly,that the emotions overwhelmed me..and so I sat and cried for hours?Have I ever told youthat after the first time I heardthe sound of your voice,thousands of miles away,I sat up all night,turning the conversation over and overin my mind,examining it,like some newly discovered object?Have I ever told youthat I dream of you often,I dream of you reaching outand touching my hand,simply to let me knowthat you are there,and everything is okay?Have I ever told you?have I still yet to tell you......that I love you Labels: POEM JUST FOR YOU
